7 School President Speech Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 06 2025

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Why did the school president join the circus? To master the art of balancing responsibilities and juggling student expectations!
Why did the school president become a gardener? To plant the seeds of change and cultivate a blooming campus!
Why did the school president bring a mirror to the speech? To reflect on the impact they’ve made – and to check for spinach in their teeth!
Why did the school president bring a map to the speech? To navigate through the twists and turns of student government!
I told the school president I had a joke about construction. They said, 'Build up the suspense!' So here it is!
Why did the school president get a standing ovation during the speech? They forgot to sit down!
Why did the school president major in astronomy? To keep their campaign promises out of this world!

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