10+ Best One Liners Jokes For scared

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I'm so scared of spiders, I avoid the web even when I'm browsing the internet!

I'm scared of funerals. I just can't handle that many corpses.

I'm so scared of spiders, I heard they're web developers – always creating bugs!

I'm afraid of elevators, but I'm slowly learning to lift myself up.

I'm terrified of elevators, so I've started taking steps to avoid them.

I'm so scared of ghosts, I avoid going to bed – that's when they have their meetings!

I'm so scared of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

I'm scared of math tests. They give me too many problems.

I used to be scared of speed bumps, but I slowly got over it.

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