5 Jokes For Scared

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 11 2025

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Timid Tour Guide

Guides haunted house tours but is scared of the dark
My boss told me to make the tour scarier, so now I just tell people my student loans are haunting me.

Paranormal Investigator

Terrified of ghosts but hunts them for a living
I'm so scared of ghosts, I joined their club just to show them who's boss.

Wimpy Cat

Scared of everything, including its own shadow
I tried to give my cat a Halloween costume, but she was too scared of her own reflection in the mirror. Now she's a "Frightened Feline.

Fearful Movie Character

Always the first to die in scary movies
I asked the director why my character always dies first. He said, "You have a face even a ghost wouldn't haunt for too long.

Cowardly Chef

Loves cooking but is terrified of sharp knives
People ask why I don't make sushi. Have you seen those knives? It's like trying to cook in a horror film directed by a samurai!

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