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I'm scared of my refrigerator light going out when I open the door at night. It's like, what if it's not the light that's broken, but the gateway to another dimension? I just wanted a midnight snack, not a trip to the Twilight Zone.
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I'm scared of self-checkout machines. I mean, I just wanted to buy groceries, not audition for a role in a sci-fi movie where the robots take over. "Please place item in the bagging area" is their way of saying, "Resistance is futile.
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Why is it that the moment you turn off the lights in the basement, it feels like you've just entered a haunted house? I can't find the fuse box without imagining I'm in a low-budget horror film with a bad script.
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I tried watching a horror movie in the dark for the full experience. My popcorn ended up on the ceiling, and I'm pretty sure my cat thinks I've lost my mind. Who needs cardio when you have a good jump scare?
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Dating is like being in a horror movie. In the beginning, it's all suspense and excitement. But eventually, you find out whether it's a romantic comedy or a psychological thriller. And let's hope it's not a tragic drama.
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You ever notice how your shower curtain becomes a horror movie villain every time you close your eyes to rinse the shampoo out? I swear, it's plotting something sinister back there.
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You ever walk into a room and forget why you're there, and suddenly it feels like you've stumbled into a suspense thriller? "Why did I come in here? Was it for the keys, or is there a ghost haunting my memory?
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I don't understand people who say they're not scared of spiders. Have you seen those eight legs? It's like nature went overboard and said, "Let's give them twice as many reasons to run away screaming.
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You ever accidentally make eye contact with someone through the bathroom stall crack? It's a staring contest you never signed up for. And let's be honest, no one wins in that situation.
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