7+ Best Witty Jokes saturday Jokes

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Saturday and Sunday went on a date. Saturday said, 'I'm the main event.' Sunday replied, 'I'm the day of rest, I need a break!

I asked Saturday how it was feeling. It said it was 'weekend fabulous!

What's Saturday's favorite kind of sandwich? A 'week' old one!

Why don't Saturdays ever get in trouble? They always follow the 'weekend rules'!

Why did Saturday break up with Friday? It wanted a more committed relationship with Sunday!

Why did Saturday bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!

What's Saturday's favorite TV show? 'Weekend at Bernie's'!

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