6+ Best One Liners saturday Jokes

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Saturday and Sunday were at a comedy show. Saturday laughed, and Sunday said, 'Save some joy for the weekdays!

Saturday and Sunday were in a band. Saturday played the drums because it likes to 'beat' the weekdays!

I asked Saturday for a loan. It said, 'Sorry, I'm not in the 'interest' of lending today!

Saturday and Sunday were playing hide and seek. Saturday always hides, because Sunday is a little 'weak' at finding it!

Saturday and Sunday went to therapy. Saturday said, 'I always feel overshadowed.' Sunday replied, 'Well, I'm a day of rest.

Saturday and Sunday were racing. Saturday took a shortcut and won. Sunday asked how, and Saturday said, 'I always find a way to cut the week short!

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