5 Saturday Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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The Gym-Goers on Saturday

Balancing the guilt of skipping the gym with the love for weekend laziness
Going to the gym on a Saturday is like trying to parallel park a spaceship—sounds good in theory, but in reality, it's just not happening.

The Netflix Binge-Watcher on Saturday

Choosing between productivity and the next episode
Trying to accomplish things on a Saturday is like trying to fold a fitted sheet—it sounds easy, but nobody really knows how to do it.

Pets on Saturday

Dealing with owners who suddenly have more time but still ignore them
Cats on Saturdays: because knocking stuff off shelves is a full-time job, and they take it very seriously.

Parents on Saturday Mornings

Trying to sleep in versus dealing with hyperactive kids
Trying to negotiate with a toddler on a Saturday morning is like trying to negotiate world peace: a lot of crying, and someone always ends up with the bigger piece of toast.

Saturday Morning Cartoon Characters

Dealing with the real world after a lifetime of animated adventures
The real reason Tom and Jerry don't show up on Saturdays? They finally realized that a mouse and a cat can't afford Manhattan rent!

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