17 Saturday Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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What do you call a Saturday that's not working? A 'weak'-end!
Why did Saturday bring a pencil to the party? It wanted to draw some 'weekend' plans!
Why did Saturday apply for a job? It wanted to work for the weekend!
Why did Saturday become a gardener? It wanted to 'weekend' the plants!
What's Saturday's favorite type of music? Saturdance beats!
I tried to write a joke about Saturday, but it was a 'week' attempt!
What's Saturday's favorite exercise? Satur-squats!

Saturday, the Day I Pretend I'm a Chef

On Saturdays, I convince myself I'm a gourmet chef. I put on an apron, open the fridge, and realize I have three ingredients: ketchup, a half-empty mustard bottle, and some expired yogurt. Voila! Dinner is served – I call it Culinary Improvisation.

Saturday, the Day I Attempt DIY Projects

Saturdays are when I transform into a DIY enthusiast. I see a Pinterest post about repurposing old furniture, and suddenly I think I'm a carpenter. Let's just say, my attempts at DIY projects have given my home a unique, avant-garde aesthetic.

Saturday, the Day of Broken Resolutions

You know you're in trouble when you wake up on Saturday with the determination of a fitness guru and the willpower of a piece of wet spaghetti. I start the day with a kale smoothie and end it with a pizza so large it has its own gravitational pull.

Saturday, the Day I Pretend I'm a Morning Person

Saturday mornings, I wake up with the enthusiasm of a morning person. I brew a pot of coffee, stare out the window with a contented sigh, and then promptly crawl back into bed. Because let's be honest, Saturday mornings are meant for pretending, not adulting.

Saturday, the Day I Outsmart My Alarm Clock

Saturday mornings are the only time I feel victorious against my arch-nemesis, the alarm clock. I set it for 8 AM, but my inner rebel wakes up at noon, looks at the clock, and smirks, Nice try, alarm clock. You can't control me on a Saturday!

Saturday, the Day I Wage War Against My Laundry Pile

Saturday is laundry day, or as I like to call it, the day I enter into mortal combat with my hamper. I put on my battle armor (which is just a mismatched pair of socks) and bravely face the endless cycle of washing, drying, and folding. Spoiler alert: the laundry usually wins.

Saturday, the Day I Attempt Adulting

You ever try to adult on a Saturday? It's like attempting brain surgery with a spoon. I start by telling myself I'll clean the entire house, but three episodes into a Netflix binge, I've convinced myself that a little mess adds character.

Saturday, the Day I Become a Master Procrastinator

On Saturdays, my to-do list becomes more like a to-don't list. I look at it, contemplate doing something productive, and then decide that reorganizing my sock drawer can wait until next weekend. Saturday, the day I master the art of productive procrastination!

The Saturday Struggle

You ever notice how Saturdays are like that friend who shows up uninvited to your party? You're all excited for Friday, and Saturday just strolls in, acting like it owns the place. I'm like, Hey Saturday, who invited you to the weekend? Go hang out with Monday, they need company!

Saturday, the Day of Ambiguous Plans

Saturdays are like that friend who's impossible to make plans with. You text them like, Hey, what are we doing today? and they reply, I don't know, let's see where the day takes us. Saturday, I need a little more commitment than that. I can't plan my day around your spontaneity!

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