8 Jokes About Running For President

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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I'm not saying our politicians are slow, but they could turn 'running for president' into a marathon.
You know you're running for president when your inbox has more policy proposals than spam emails!
Running for president is like a race. Some candidates sprint to the finish line, while others just hope they don't trip on their policies.
I asked a politician what their favorite exercise was. They said, 'Jumping to conclusions.
I tried to run for president once, but I kept getting outpaced by reality.
Running for president is a lot like running a marathon. Both require endurance, strategy, and the occasional energy drink.
Running for president is like a giant game of 'Simon Says,' but with more debates and fewer straightforward instructions.
Politicians and sprinters have one thing in common—they're both good at making promises in a hurry.

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