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The Overconfident Candidate
The candidate who thinks they've already won
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They've ordered a custom-made presidential robe. It has "Champion" embroidered on the back. I guess they missed the memo that it's not a wrestling match.
The Superstitious Candidate
The candidate who relies on weird superstitions to win
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This candidate has a lucky pen that they use to sign every document. They even tried to sign an executive order with it at a campaign rally. Turns out, it's just a regular pen.
The Zen Candidate
The candidate who's too relaxed to campaign
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The Zen candidate claims they've already won the election in their mind. I hope they remember to visualize themselves signing bills and dealing with Congress.
The Time-Traveling Candidate
A candidate who claims to have a time machine
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The candidate says they've already won the election in the future. I guess they've seen the poll results in 3023, and spoiler alert, they're still arguing about Florida.
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