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I heard running for president involves a lot of public speaking. I get nervous ordering a pizza on the phone. Can you imagine me addressing the nation? "Uh, fellow citizens, I... um, forgot what I was going to say. Can we start over?
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Have you noticed that running for president suddenly turns everyone into a social media expert? They've got tweets, Instagram stories, TikToks – it's like a political influencer showdown. I can't even figure out how to use emojis properly.
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Running for president must be stressful. I get stressed choosing a Netflix show. "Do I go for something educational or just binge-watch cartoons?" Imagine that decision-making process, but for the fate of a nation.
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I was thinking about running for president, but then I remembered I can't even remember where I left my keys half the time. "Vote for me, the candidate who will find your lost belongings... eventually.
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Have you noticed that everyone running for president suddenly becomes an expert in everything? One day they're talking about the economy, the next day they're giving a TED talk on quantum physics. I can't even explain why I'm wearing mismatched socks.
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So, running for president is a thing, huh? I can barely run a mile without questioning all my life choices. I can already see the campaign slogan: "Vote for me, because I can at least run a marathon...on Netflix.
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Running for president is all about making promises, right? If I were to run, my main promise would be to add a "skip intro" button to all political speeches. Let's get to the point, folks!
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So, running for president is like a job interview, right? I can barely handle the pressure of a regular job interview. "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Hopefully not still answering this question.
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You know, I heard someone's running for president. I mean, I can barely run for the bus without feeling winded. Can you imagine the stamina it takes to run an entire country? I'd need at least two coffee breaks and a nap just to finish the campaign trail.
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I was thinking about running for president once, but then I remembered I can't even get through a PowerPoint presentation without losing everyone's attention. Imagine running a whole country with just a laser pointer and a bunch of slides. "And here's our plan for the economy, brought to you by Clip Art.
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