6 Running For High School President Jokes

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Updated on: May 25 2025

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I ran for high school president, but my campaign was derailed when I accidentally promised free homework. The students weren't thrilled!
I ran for high school president, but it turns out my slogan 'Vote for me, I'll make the lunch breaks longer' wasn't as appealing as I thought. Back to the drawing board!
I ran for high school president, but my campaign was so low-budget, my slogan was 'Vote for me, I'll bring back pencil sharpeners!' Didn't win many votes.
I lost the high school president election because my opponent had a better campaign strategy. He promised free Wi-Fi. I should have aimed higher – free pizza for everyone!
I thought about running for high school president, but then I realized it's just a popularity contest. So, I'm focusing on the real race – the one to the cafeteria for the last slice of pizza!
What did the high school candidate say to the student body? 'If elected, I promise to replace all math classes with extra recess!

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