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The campaigns for high school president are intense. I saw more posters in the hallways than actual educational material. It's like, "Vote for Sarah: She'll get vending machines with unlimited candy bars." I’d vote for that!
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The most suspenseful part of high school elections isn’t the result, it's waiting to see if the candidates will actually fulfill their campaign promises. Will there really be a pizza vending machine in the cafeteria, Emily?
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Running for high school president is the only time when your ability to deliver a catchy slogan outweighs your GPA. "Vote for Max: Making Fridays feel like Saturdays since 2024!" That's a platform I can get behind.
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Running for high school president should come with a warning: "May cause sudden increase in handshakes, fake smiles, and the urge to wear more red, white, and blue clothing than usual.
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You know, running for high school president is like a crash course in politics but with less scandal and more promises of installing vending machines with better snacks.
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If you want to witness the true art of persuasion, just attend a high school election rally. It's a mix of motivational speeches, free candy giveaways, and promises that make you wonder if Hogwarts-level magic is involved.
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You ever notice how running for high school president turns the quiet kid in class into a motivational speaker overnight? Suddenly they're up there on stage, giving speeches like they're auditioning for a blockbuster movie.
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Have you ever noticed how running for high school president is basically like entering a full-blown popularity contest? I mean, forget policies, it's all about who can promise the most exciting cafeteria menu and longer breaks between classes.
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The election speeches for high school president are like mini comedy shows. It's all about making promises you know you can't keep, like extending the lunch break or abolishing homework. I'm still waiting for that reality check.
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