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Janitor's Perspective
Dealing with campaign flyers cluttering the school
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I asked the janitor for campaign advice, and he said, "You want to win? Start a campaign to ban glitter on flyers. I spend more time cleaning that stuff than actually mopping the floors.
Theater Geek
Competing with the drama club for attention
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I tried to organize a campaign rally, but the drama club booked the auditorium for a play about the struggles of being a misunderstood teenager. I guess my speech about reducing homework didn't have the same dramatic impact.
Overachieving Classmate
Trying to balance academics and campaigning
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My overachieving classmate suggested we create a campaign algorithm. I told him, "The only algorithm I need is figuring out how to convince the cool kids to vote for me. Maybe if I promise shorter school days and unlimited Wi-Fi, I'll have a shot.
Cafeteria Worker
Campaigning during lunch hours
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I tried to hand out campaign flyers in the cafeteria, and the cafeteria worker shut me down. She said, "No campaigning here. The only thing we're promoting is the new mystery meat special.
Nervous Teacher
Campaigning disrupting the class routine
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I asked my teacher for a campaign endorsement, and she said, "I'll endorse you if you promise to make every day a holiday. That way, I don't have to come up with lesson plans, and you can figure out how to keep everyone entertained.
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