10 Jokes For Ruler

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Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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What's a ruler's favorite dance move? The inchworm!
Why did the ruler get promoted at work? It knew how to rule the office!
Why was the ruler always the life of the party? It knew how to rule the dance floor!
Why did the ruler become a stand-up comedian? It always knew how to measure up to the audience's expectations!
My ruler tried to join the circus, but they said it wasn't flexible enough for the tightrope!
I told my ruler a joke, but it didn't measure up. Maybe I need a better yardstick for humor!
Why was the ruler a great leader? It knew how to rule the line!
Why did the ruler start a band? It wanted to measure up to the music industry standards!
I asked my ruler for a loan, but it couldn't lend me a hand – it's not very flexible!
I asked my ruler for relationship advice. It said, 'Measure your words and make sure they add up to love!'

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