5 Jokes For Ruler

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Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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What do you call a ruler who tells jokes? A ruler of humor!

What's a ruler's favorite movie? 'The Longest Yard'!

I asked my ruler how long it takes to get over a breakup. It said, 'It's a linear process!

What did the ruler say to the pencil that was feeling down? 'You've got to draw yourself up!

I tried to break up with my ruler, but it just wouldn't let me go – it's so clingy!

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