10 Jokes For Ruler

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Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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Have you ever tried to find a ruler in a hurry? It's like they have a secret society, and they're playing hide-and-seek just to mess with us. "Oh, you need a ruler right now? Good luck finding me!
Rulers must be the most judgmental tools in the drawer. They're always measuring things up and passing judgment like, "Oh, that's not 12 inches? Unacceptable!
I swear, rulers are like the comedians of the school supplies. They've got all these funny little marks, but we never appreciate their humor until math class gets serious.
Rulers have this magical power of disappearing when you need them the most. It's like they're on vacation and left a note saying, "Gone measuring, back never.
You know you're an adult when the most exciting thing you can do with a ruler is find out if it's longer than your forearm. It's the grown-up version of measuring up to your childhood dreams.
Rulers are the original multitool. Need to draw a straight line? Check. Emergency back scratcher? Check. Instant superhero mask for your action figures? Double-check!
You know you're in trouble when someone says, "Let me be clear," and then reaches for a ruler. Clear? Buddy, I just want my math problem solved, not a lecture on precision!
You ever notice how rulers are like the referees of stationery? They're just there, trying to keep everything in line, but no one pays them any attention until there's a dispute.
Rulers are like the unsung heroes of the office. They're always there, quietly measuring success, but do they ever get a promotion? No, they just keep inching along.
Ever notice how rulers have that tiny hole at the end? I think it's their way of saying, "Yeah, I might measure stuff, but deep down, I'm just looking for a connection." They're like the speed-dating participants of the stationary world.

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