5 Jokes For Ruler

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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Rulers in Relationships

The ruler as a metaphor for expectations in relationships
You ever feel like relationships come with an invisible ruler? One wrong move, and suddenly, you're on the short end of the stick.

The Ruler as a Strict Authority Figure

The ruler being both a measuring device and a person in authority
Ever notice how rulers and strict teachers have a lot in common? They're both experts at making you feel an inch tall.

The Ruler's Identity Crisis

The ruler confused about its actual purpose or identity
Have you ever wondered if rulers have a sense of superiority? They're always measuring up everyone they meet.

Ruler as a Tool of Measurement

The ruler being misinterpreted in various situations
I asked my friend for a ruler once. He handed me a rubber band and said, 'Stretch this. That's about a foot, right?'

The Ruler as a Symbol of Precision

The ruler representing precision but often used carelessly
Have you noticed how rulers are like promises? They're meant to be straight, but somehow, they always bend.

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