6 Roommates Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 10 2025

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My roommate thinks he's a detective. I didn't have the heart to tell him he's not even on my case.
Why did the roommate bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
My roommate accused me of being immature. I told him to get out of my blanket fort.
My roommate is like a fine wine – he gets better with age, and he's expensive to keep around.
My roommate thinks he's an artist. I asked him if he can draw the line when it comes to borrowing my stuff.
Living with roommates is like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nuts!

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