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Why did the roommates take a cooking class together? They wanted to spice up their relationship!
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Why don't roommates ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they owe you rent!
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Why did the roommates start a gardening club? They wanted to grow closer!
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Why did the roommates get a dog? They needed someone to blame the mysterious noises on.
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Why don't roommates ever make good secret agents? They can't keep anything undercover!
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Why did the roommates start a YouTube channel? They wanted to see if they could make their relationship go viral!
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Why did the roommate bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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My roommate claims he's on a diet, but I've never seen someone eat so much salad while standing in front of an open refrigerator. I'm starting to think he's just practicing his interpretive dance moves with a carrot.
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I asked my roommate if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'No, but I do believe in 'Hate the way you leave your dirty socks everywhere' at first sight.'
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I tried to establish a 'no-shoes-inside' rule to keep the place clean. Now I come home to find my roommate wearing roller skates, claiming he's just following the rules. I'm starting to think I should've specified 'no wheels' too.
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My roommate has a unique talent for turning a 30-minute shower into a Netflix series. I swear, I've watched entire seasons of 'Stranger Things' while waiting for the bathroom. I've even started predicting plot twists based on the water temperature.
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Living with roommates is like playing a game of 'Who Used My Toothpaste?' every morning. I'm considering labeling it 'Do Not Touch' or maybe just switching to hot sauce.
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My roommate's snoring is so loud; I'm convinced he's auditioning for a role in a chainsaw orchestra. I've started timing it to see if he can break his own record. Spoiler alert: he always does.
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I told my roommate I wanted to save money on heating this winter. Now I understand why he keeps wearing three sweaters indoors. I think he's auditioning for the role of the Michelin Man in our living room.
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Living with roommates is a constant battle for fridge space. It's like a high-stakes game of Tetris, but with leftovers. And if my lasagna doesn't fit, someone's getting evicted.
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Living with roommates is like having a live-in audience for your life. The problem is, they're always giving reviews, and the feedback is usually along the lines of 'Two stars, would not live with again.'
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