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The Overly Social Roommate
Balancing personal space with social calendars
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My roommate invited me to a party in our living room. I asked if it was BYOB (Bring Your Own Blanket) since I couldn't find a seat without sitting on someone. They said, "Nah, just BYOP (Bring Your Own Patience)." I think I left mine in the laundry.
The Borrower Roommate
The never-ending exchange of borrowed items
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I asked my roommate if they borrowed my charger. They said, "Yeah, just for a minute." It's been three days. I think my charger has found a new home.
The Night Owl Roommate
The struggle between early birds and night owls
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The other night, my night owl roommate told me they were making dinner at 2 AM. I asked if they were cooking or summoning demons. Turns out, it was just a late-night craving for cereal. Who needs breakfast when you can have midnight munchies?
The Tidy Roommate
The constant battle for cleanliness
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Living with a tidy roommate is like being in a relationship with a detective. I can't hide anything. Last night, I found a post-it on my toothbrush that said, "Improve your brushing technique, there's room for growth.
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