7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For repulse

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Why did the soap call for help? It felt trapped in a dirty situation.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my computer I needed some space. Now it won't stop giving me a byte of the silent treatment.

My friend told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged my ex.

I told my mirror I was done with it. It didn't reflect well on me.

I asked my phone for a joke. It replied, 'I can't, my battery is too low.

I asked my wife if she ever finds me repulsive. She said, 'Only when you're eating garlic.

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