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Why is it that the things we find most repulsive always seem to have the longest-lasting impressions? I accidentally touched something sticky once, and I'm pretty sure it's still haunting me in my nightmares. It's like the ghost of repulsiveness past.
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You ever try to watch a horror movie with someone who gets easily repulsed? It's like they're auditioning for the lead role in "The Chair-Scooter." Every jump scare is followed by an Olympic-level leap.
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You ever notice how the word "repulse" sounds like the distant cousin of "compulse"? One makes you want to run away, and the other makes you want to compulsively eat a whole bag of potato chips. Life's contradictions, right?
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Being repulsed is like your body's way of saying, "Hey, buddy, we need a moment to reconsider life choices." It's like your stomach is the bouncer at a club, and it's checking IDs like, "Nope, you're not on the list, Mr. Sketchy Sushi Roll.
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There's this unwritten law that the more you're repulsed by a dish, the more someone insists you try it. "Oh, you don't like liver? You just haven't had it prepared the right way!" Yeah, sorry, I don't think there's a "right way" for that.
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You know you're an adult when you've mastered the art of repulsing yourself with your own cooking. You take a bite, pause, and think, "Is this what I used to call a masterpiece in my college days?" It's a culinary journey of self-disgust.
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You ever meet someone with a laugh that just repulses you? Like, they find everything hilarious, and you're over there thinking, "Is this a comedy show or an alien invasion?
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Why is it that when you accidentally step on a sticky spot on the floor, it feels like you're violating some ancient code of cleanliness? It's like the floor is judging you for not being more agile in avoiding the sticky trap.
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Repulsion is the superhero power we never asked for but always seem to have. Imagine if there were a Marvel character called "Captain Repulse." His catchphrase would be, "I'll make you reconsider your life choices with just a single glance!
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