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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the germ break up with the bacteria? It found their relationship too repulsive!
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I told my friend a joke about construction. He didn't get it, but I'm still working on him.
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Why did the garbage can break up with the trash bag? It couldn't handle the constant refuse.
Fashion Disaster
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I wore this shirt thinking it'd make me look stylish. My friend looked at me with a 'repulse' expression, and I realized I looked less like a fashion icon and more like a walking art project gone wrong.
The Bad Cook
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I tried cooking dinner for my date, and she took one bite and looked like she was trying to swallow a repulsed octopus. Let's just say, my culinary skills are so bad, even the dog gave it a sniff and ran for cover.
Comedy Club Misadventures
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I tried my hand at stand-up, and the audience's 'repulse' expressions were so intense, I felt like I was telling jokes in an alternate universe where humor is banned. At least I know where I won't be making my next career move.
The Selfie Debacle
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Took a selfie thinking I'd get hundreds of likes. Instead, I got 'repulsed' emojis. Now my phone's screen has more disgusted faces than a toddler trying broccoli for the first time. #EpicFail
Overdoing the Cologne
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I thought if I doused myself in cologne, the ladies would flock to me. Instead, I got labeled as the guy with a repulsive scent. Now, I'm not just single; I'm also the reason why people carry nose plugs.
The Repulse Reaction
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You ever tell a joke so bad, even the crickets were like, Nah, we're good? It's like my humor didn't just miss the mark; it took a vacation to a distant planet called Repulse.
Music Taste Test
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I played my favorite song at a party, and the crowd's 'repulse' faces made me feel like I'd just unleashed a horde of musical zombies. Next time, I'll just stick to humming in the shower.
The Date's Gone Wrong
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I took this girl out once, and when I tried to make a move, she gave me that 'repulse' face. I felt like I was trying to cuddle with a cactus. Note to self: Next time, bring a guidebook to Understanding Human Emotions 101.
Blind Date Chronicles
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Set up on a blind date, I thought I was being charming. But when she gave me that 'repulse' look, I felt like a fish out of water. Or more accurately, a fish trying to flirt with a mermaid who wasn’t having it.
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