5 Jokes For Repulse

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 28 2024

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Gym Horror Stories

When you're trying to get fit but the gym is a battlefield of awkward moments.
I signed up for a yoga class, but it felt more like advanced "repulsion poses." Nothing says zen like accidentally farting during downward dog.

In the Kitchen with Grandma

When grandma tries to cook a gourmet meal and it's a disaster.
Grandma's cooking is like a horror movie sequel - you know it's bad, but you can't look away.

Online Dating Nightmares

When your blind date turns out to be not what you expected.
Met someone on a dating app who claimed to be a model. Turns out they were a foot model. I've never been more repulsed by toes in my life.

Pet Grooming Catastrophes

When your attempt to groom your pet turns into a hilarious disaster.
Bought my pet a new cologne, and now he's the only one in the neighborhood participating in the fragrance challenge called "Eau de Repulsion.

Public Transportation Woes

The challenges of using public transportation, especially during rush hours.
Took the subway during flu season. It's the only place where the term "airborne repulsion" isn't limited to just bad odors.

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