5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For record longest

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Attempting to break the record for the longest continuous binge-watching session

My friends asked if I could break the record for the longest Netflix binge. I said, "Hold my remote; challenge accepted!

Training for the record longest marathon

I tried running a marathon once. Got tired just thinking about it. My record is the longest nap instead.

Delivering pizzas during the record longest pizza-making session

I asked a customer if they wanted their pizza delivered in 30 minutes or it's free. They said, "Make it two hours; we're going for the record.

Directing traffic during the record longest car parade

During the record longest car parade, I started having deep conversations with the traffic lights. They have a lot to say if you listen long enough.

Fishing during the record longest fishing competition

My fishing rod and I broke up during the record longest competition. It said I was too hooked on the idea of winning.

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