7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For rated pg

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

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