7 Jokes For Rapture

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Updated on: Jul 31 2024

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Did you hear about the comedian who ascended during their act? They really nailed the 'high' notes!
A magician tried to vanish at the rapture. He disappeared, but it wasn't divine intervention, just a well-timed trick!
Did you hear about the rapture caterer? They offer divine desserts, but they always disappear before dessert time!
During the rapture, do you think clouds consider it a promotion or a relocation?
Ever noticed how angels always attend the rapture? They're just heavenly early birds!
Why don't ghosts attend the rapture? They're already experts at disappearing acts!
How do you describe a rapture-loving DJ? He knows how to lift the spirits!

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