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The Picky Archangel
An archangel who's tired of people's excuses during the rapture.
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It's tough being an archangel during the rapture. The archangel's muttering under its breath, "If I had a soul for every time someone said, 'But I didn't mean to,' I'd have enough to start my own afterlife currency.
The Confused Atheist
An atheist who finds themselves in the middle of the rapture and has no idea what's going on.
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This atheist is like a tourist who landed in a foreign country without a guidebook. They're going up to angels, demons, and ghosts, going, "Excuse me, can you point me to the nearest reality check? I seem to have misplaced mine.
The Overzealous Ghost
A ghost who wants to haunt people during the rapture but can't decide if it's better to be scary or just annoying.
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The ghost is torn between being a poltergeist and a stand-up comedian. It's throwing objects around, but instead of screams, people are just groaning at its terrible puns. "I guess haunting isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies.
The Forgetful Angel
An angel who keeps forgetting who's on the list for the rapture.
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The rapture is like a high school reunion for the afterlife. The angel's like, "Hey, it's... um, you! You were that really nice guy... or girl... with the face!
The Indecisive Demon
A demon who can't decide which souls to take during the rapture.
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It's tough being a demon during the rapture. The demon's like a bargain shopper at a clearance sale, grabbing souls left and right, and then realizing, "Oops, I didn't need that many. Can I return a couple?
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