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Why don't angels play hide and seek during the rapture? Because good seekers always ascend!
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Why did the choir refuse to perform during the rapture? They didn't want to be a part of a celestial chorus line!
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Why was the cloud sad during the rapture? It missed the thunderous applause!
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Why did the rapture artist get hired by angels? They loved their divine brushstrokes!
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Why did the rapture cross the road? To get to the other side of eternity!
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Why did the angel get a ticket during the rapture? He was caught speeding on his way to heaven!
Heavenly Queues
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I bet there's a line in Heaven for everything. Want eternal peace? Take a number. Oh, and don't forget to get your heavenly parking validated.
Delayed Flights to Heaven
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I've always wondered if during the rapture, some people get delayed. Like, you're in line for Heaven, but St. Peter's like, Sorry, sir, your flight to eternal bliss has been overbooked.
Heaven's Traffic Jam
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I bet the rapture causes traffic jams in the sky. Angels flying around, honking their trumpets, while the archangels are stuck in a heavenly gridlock.
The Lost and Found in Heaven
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You ever think about the stuff that gets left behind during the rapture? Like, someone's ascended to glory, but their favorite pair of shoes is still down here on Earth, lonely and confused.
Rapture Reality Show
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What if the rapture is just God's version of reality TV? I can see it now: Who Wants to Leave Earth and Enter Heaven? Contestants are racing to be the most saintly.
Heavenly Wi-Fi Issues
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Imagine the rapture happens, and you're ascending, but then you hit a dead zone. Stuck in purgatory because Heaven's Wi-Fi is spotty.
Rapture Real Estate
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You know what's going to happen post-rapture? A booming real estate market. Abandoned houses everywhere, and suddenly, everyone's an angelic property mogul.
The Great Mix-Up
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You know, the rapture sounds a lot like a high-stakes game of musical chairs. Imagine God up there, playing the world's most intense version of 'Guess Who's Going to Heaven?
Heaven's Waiting Room
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Do you think Heaven has a waiting room? Like, you've been raptured, but now you're just sitting there reading old magazines like 'Celestial Weekly' because God's running late?
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