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Why did the racehorse go to school? Because he wanted to improve his stable grades!
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Why don't racehorses ever get lost? They always know the way to the mane road!
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What do you call a group of racehorses sneezing together? A herd of hack-choo!
Fast Food Racehorse
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You know you're living in the fast lane when your burger arrives at the speed of a racehorse. I asked for fast food, not a fast race! I felt like I should have placed bets on my meal, and the fries were the underdog.
Racehorse Whisperer
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I hired a racehorse whisperer, but all he could get out of it was, Run faster. I thought I was hiring a life coach, but apparently, this horse is more of a motivational speaker than a conversationalist.
Horsepower Upgrade
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I asked my racehorse if it wanted an upgrade to its horsepower. It looked at me and said, How about upgrading the hay power first? I'm not fueled by dreams and carrots, you know!
Racehorse Poker Face
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I played poker with my racehorse, and it has the worst poker face ever. Every time it had a good hand, it would neigh excitedly. It's hard to bluff when you're neigh-gotiating your cards.
Therapeutic Trot
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I took my racehorse to therapy because it was feeling a little hoarse. Now it insists on lying on a couch and discussing its childhood trauma of being called a glue stick in kindergarten.
Racehorse Romance
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I tried setting up my racehorse on a blind date with a zebra. They hit it off until the zebra asked, What's your favorite color? The racehorse just stared blankly and whispered, Checkered.
My Racehorse GPS
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I bought a racehorse, but turns out it has a terrible sense of direction. It's the only horse that needs a GPS just to find the finish line. I've renamed it Lost in the Sauce.
Dancefloor Derby
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To save money on transportation, I tried teaching my racehorse to dance. Now we have our own dancefloor derby. The problem is, it insists on doing the floss every time it wins.
Racehorse Nightmares
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My racehorse has recurring nightmares about being replaced by a racecar. I found it in the stable trying to stuff itself into a Formula 1 seat. I had to tell it, You're a thoroughbred, not a gearhead!
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