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The Spectator's View
Betting on the slowest racehorse
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I told the bookie I wanted a fast horse. He handed me a photo finish – turns out the horse was so slow; it took a selfie during the race!
The Racehorse Trainer's Dilemma
Teaching a stubborn racehorse new tricks
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Trying to train my racehorse to follow commands is like negotiating with a toddler. I say 'gallop,' it hears 'stop,' and we end up in a comedy of errors at the racetrack.
The Jockey's Perspective
Dealing with a talkative racehorse
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My racehorse is so chatty, I'm thinking of putting a "Do Not Disturb" sign on its stable. It's not easy being in a one-sided conversation with a horse; it always has to get the last whinny.
The Gambler's Regret
Betting on the wrong racehorse
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Betting on my racehorse is like investing in a cryptocurrency – I keep hoping for a big payoff, but all I get is a virtual reality check.
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