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You know, racehorses probably think we're the weird ones. Imagine them chatting in the stables: "Hey, Frank, look at those humans running on treadmills for fun. They're not even chasing a carrot!
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You ever see the look in a racehorse's eyes? That's the look of determination. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to decide whether to hit the snooze button for the fifth time.
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I find it fascinating that racehorses have these elaborate names that sound like something out of a Shakespearean play. I mean, you can't just have a horse named "Dave." It's gotta be something like "Galactic Thunderstorm" or "Whispering Willow.
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Have you ever noticed how racehorses are basically the Olympians of the animal kingdom? I mean, while we're huffing and puffing after climbing a flight of stairs, these guys are out there breaking records on grass!
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You know what's impressive? Racehorses retire and then have a second career as, like, horse influencers or something. Meanwhile, I can barely figure out how to take a decent selfie.
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It's ironic, isn't it? We spend hours watching racehorses sprint around a track, and then we get winded just trying to find our car in the parking lot after the race.
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It's funny how racehorses have specific diets and training regimens. I tried going on a diet once, but let's just say my idea of a balanced meal is a pizza in each hand.
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I've always wondered, do racehorses get stage fright? I mean, if I had thousands of people watching me run, I'd probably trip over my own feet.
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It's amusing how racehorses have their own fan clubs. Imagine being a racehorse and finding out you have a group of humans with banners cheering you on. I can't even get my mom to watch my stand-up shows.
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