7 Jokes For Racehorse

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Updated on: Jan 05 2025

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What did one racehorse say to the other about the track? 'It's off to the races!
Why did the racehorse sit in the shade? He didn't want to be a hot trotter!
Why did the racehorse cross the road? To get to the winner's circle!
Why was the racehorse a great musician? He had perfect stable-dors!
I asked a racehorse for betting advice. He said, 'Put your money where the jockey is.
What did the racehorse say to the jockey? 'Can you rein me in a bit? I'm feeling a little hoarse.
What did the racehorse say before the big race? 'I'm hoofing it to victory!

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