7 Jokes For Zebra Crossing

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Updated on: Nov 29 2024

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Why did the zebra bring a suitcase to the zebra crossing? Because he wanted to pack his stripes for the journey!
Why don't zebras ever get angry at the zebra crossing? Because they know it's pointless to get worked up in black and white!
I tried to paint my car like a zebra. Now I keep getting honked at every zebra crossing – guess they think I'm part of the herd!
I told my friend a zebra joke, but he didn't laugh. Maybe I should have given it some stripes to make it funnier!
What's a zebra's favorite type of party? A black and white ball at the zebra crossing!
I asked a zebra if he was black with white stripes or white with black stripes. He replied, 'I'm just looking for a crosswalk!
I asked a zebra if it wanted to play chess. It said, 'No way, I always get stuck on the zebra crossing!

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