7 Jokes For Zebra Crossing

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Updated on: Nov 29 2024

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I saw a zebra trying to write a novel at the zebra crossing. He's still working on the first chapter – it's a slow-moving plot!
What's a zebra's favorite dance move? The cross-step, especially popular at the zebra crossing!
I tried to teach my dog to use the zebra crossing. Now he insists on it even when we're in the backyard – he's a stickler for pedestrian safety!
What do you call a zebra who can't stop telling jokes? A laughing stock at the zebra crossing!
I tried to tell a zebra a joke, but he just stood there, looking confused. I guess he couldn't find the punchline at the zebra crossing!
Why did the zebra become a referee? Because he knew how to handle stripes at the zebra crossing!
Why do zebras make terrible musicians? They can never find the right notes at the zebra crossing!

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