4 Jokes For Zebra Crossing

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Updated on: Nov 29 2024

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Can we talk about zebra crossing etiquette? It's like entering a whole new dimension of social behavior. There's an unspoken agreement among pedestrians that when you approach a zebra crossing, you all become a synchronized crossing team. But then, there's that one person who ruins the flow, strolling like they're
I read somewhere that zebras have stripes because it confuses predators. Well, if you ask me, those stripes also confuse humans at the pedestrian crossing. You've got people standing there, staring at those white lines, trying to figure out if they should step off the curb or wait for divine
You ever think about those zebra crossings? I mean, they're designed to make sure we can cross the street safely, right? But have you ever had that moment when you're waiting at a zebra crossing, and a car stops for you, but you're not sure if they're stopping for the
Have you ever been stuck at a zebra crossing, and you're not sure if you should make eye contact with the driver or avoid it altogether? It's like a bizarre game of "Who blinks first?" Sometimes, it feels like making eye contact with the driver is a summoning spell to

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