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Zebra crossings are the ultimate test of human patience. It's that moment when time slows down, and you start wondering if the car waiting for you to cross has suddenly become a statue.
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Zebra crossings are the one place where you feel like a celebrity. People stop their cars just to watch you cross. It's your five seconds of fame, and you better strut your stuff!
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Zebra crossings are a reminder that in life, even the simplest things require negotiation. You make eye contact with the driver, they give that slight nod, and suddenly, it's a non-verbal agreement to let you cross.
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You know, zebra crossings are like the "pause" button in real life. Everyone hits pause, looks left, right, left, then resumes the chaos.
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Have you noticed how zebra crossings turn even the most reserved person into a traffic conductor? There's this unspoken power to raise your hand and make cars stop. It's a moment of authority we all secretly relish.
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Zebra crossings are like the adult version of "Red Light, Green Light." But here, if you move on red, it's not just "you're out," it's "you're out... of luck!
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You ever notice how zebra crossings are the only place where both pedestrians and cars engage in a staring contest? It's like a duel of who can hold eye contact longer without looking away.
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Zebra crossings are where multitasking hits its peak. You're walking, checking your phone, watching the cars, and calculating if you can make it across without breaking a sweat. It's the ultimate mental challenge.
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Isn't it funny how zebra crossings bring out our inner performer? You step on those stripes, and suddenly, it's your best catwalk strut—trying to impress the cars.
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