6 Your Spouse Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: May 21 2025

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I asked my spouse if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'Of course, that's why I never look at you.
I asked my spouse if I was the only one in their life. They said, 'Yes, the only one this week!
My spouse and I decided to start a band. I play the sympathy card, and they play hard to get.
Why did my spouse bring a ladder to our date? Because they heard relationships should have ups and downs!
My spouse told me they needed more space. So, I locked them out of the bathroom.
My spouse told me I'm the wind beneath their wings. I guess that explains why they're always breezing through chores.

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