5 Your Spouse Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 21 2025

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The DIY Enthusiast Spouse

Living with a spouse who thinks every problem can be solved with a power tool
Living with a DIY enthusiast spouse means that every home improvement project starts with excitement and ends with me searching for the number of a professional contractor. Turns out, not everything can be fixed with enthusiasm and a YouTube tutorial.

The Foodie Spouse

When your spouse is a culinary genius, but the kitchen is a warzone
When your spouse is a foodie, date night involves a romantic dinner and a post-meal debrief on the flavor profile. I just wanted a quiet meal, but I ended up in a discussion about the terroir of our table salt.

The Tech-Challenged Spouse

Living with a spouse who is not tech-savvy
Trying to teach my spouse about smartphones is like explaining quantum physics to a cat. She looks at me with the same confusion my cat has when I try to show it a laser pointer.

The Overly Organized Spouse

Living with a spouse obsessed with organization
I asked my spouse if she could tone down the organization a bit. She said, "Sure, let's schedule a meeting to discuss it." Now I have a calendar invite for "Operation Chaos Reduction.

The Forgetful Spouse

When your spouse can't remember anything
My spouse's memory is like a computer with too many tabs open. She can't remember where she left her keys, but ask her about an obscure fact from a documentary she watched six years ago, and she's a walking Wikipedia.

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