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Time-Traveling Apologies
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I’m so late, I've started sending my apologies in advance to future events. I figure if I’m early for those, it’ll balance things out!
Time Travel Troubles
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I’m so late, Doc Brown asked me for pointers on time travel. I said, “Well, just wait till the last minute and then panic!”
Running on Sundial Time
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I’m so late, I should probably apologize to the hourglass for making it work overtime!
The Art of Tardiness
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Being late is my unique art form. You know it’s bad when even Salvador Dali is looking at his watch and saying, “That’s a bit abstract!”
The Time Warp Tango
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You know you’re fashionably late when even the ghosts of the past are saying, “You’re so late, even we’ve moved on to haunting other parties!”
VIP: Very Intentionally Punctually-challenged
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You know you’re fashionably late when the event coordinator says, “Congratulations, you’ve earned the ‘Fashionably Late VIP’ badge!”
Punctuality Prodigy
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I’m so late, they’ve started using me as a benchmark. “You’re only ten minutes late? Oh, that’s like being super early compared to him!”
Chronological Challenge
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I’m so late, I’ve considered adding a disclaimer to my invitations: “Start time is merely a suggestion; the real fun begins when I arrive!”
Timing Trouble
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I’m the reason they’re considering adding a “fifteen minutes after the last guest arrives” clause to invitations. They call it the “just in case you’re like that one friend” rule.
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