9+ Best One Liners Jokes For your so late

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You're so late, even the sloths organized a protest demanding you to speed up!

You're so late, I had time to grow a beard waiting for you!

Why are you always late? Were you on a snail's schedule?

I thought you were late, but it turns out you were just on 'sloth mode.

You're so late, I started considering daylight saving time just for your arrival!

You're so late, I had time to watch a trilogy before you showed up!

You're so late, I already wrote a Yelp review for your arrival!

You're so late, even the dinosaurs had time to order dessert before the asteroid hit!

You're so late, even the hour hand filed for retirement before you showed up!

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