5 Jokes For Your So Late

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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The Internet Connection

Buffering is its cardio.
My internet is so late; it's convinced the information superhighway is a slow Sunday drive.

The Alarm Clock

Waking you up is harder than rocket science.
The only thing my alarm clock wakes up on time is my neighbors.

The GPS

"Turn left" means "make a U-turn and question your life choices."
GPS, the only device that can make you late and lost simultaneously – a true multitasker.

The Delivery Guy

"Fast delivery" is just a suggestion.
The only express delivery this guy knows is expressing how much he loves taking his time.

The Weather Forecast

Mother Nature is running on her own clock.
Weather reports in my town are so late; I've started checking them for historical accuracy instead of planning my day.

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