7 Jokes For You Have Two Cows

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Updated on: Jul 27 2025

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What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician!
What do you call a cow that likes to roller skate? A milkshake!
What's a cow's favorite love song? 'I Herd It Through the Grapevine'!
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime!
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!
What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake!
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!

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