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Why did the farmer bring a laptop to the barn? Because he wanted to download some MOO-sic for his two cows!
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What do you get when you cross a cow and a kangaroo? A jumping beef patty!
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What did one cow say to the other cow on Valentine's Day? Will you be my MOO-ine?
Cow-nundrums in the Pasture
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You know you have two cows when even they're giving you that skeptical look like, Are you sure you know what you're doing here? Because we're a bit moo-ved by your decisions.
Cow-nival of Chaos
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Two cows are like a constant carnival in your backyard. You wake up, and there's a cow doing somersaults, another one juggling apples with its hooves. I swear, if they start selling tickets, I'm out. I didn't sign up for the 'udder' madness.
Bovine Besties
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You have two cows when your social life becomes utterly dependent on them. Your friends call and say, Hey, want to grab dinner? And you're like, Sorry, I've got plans with the girls tonight – Bessie and Daisy.
The Cowspiracy
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You have two cows when you realize they're not just cows; they're part of a secret society plotting against you. I caught them whispering once, and I'm pretty sure they were discussing world domination. My milkshakes bring all the cows to the yard, and they're like, We should overthrow the humans.
Moo-dern Relationships
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Having two cows is like being in a committed relationship. One cow gives you those loving eyes, and the other one is just standing there, judging you like, You call that a compliment? You've been slacking on the ear scratches, buddy.
Moo-sical Chairs
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Having two cows is like playing a perpetual game of musical chairs. You turn around for one second, and suddenly, they've switched places. I'm starting to think they're training for some cow Olympics, practicing synchronized mooing and all.
Cow-puccino Confessions
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You know you have two cows when your morning routine includes a bovine coffee date. I asked them how they take their coffee, and they said, Moocha-latte, please. Hold the hay, extra froth.
Grass-fed Gossip
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Two cows means double the drama. I caught them gossiping about the neighbor's goats the other day. Apparently, Geraldine is quite the troublemaker, and Bessie thinks her choice in clover is simply outrageous. I'm living in a bovine soap opera, folks.
Dairy Dilemmas
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Having two cows is like running a dairy farm on expert mode. One cow is like, I'll just stand here and chew my cud, and the other one is like, I heard jazzercise is good for lactation.
Cow-culator Malfunction
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Having two cows is a mathematical challenge. I tried counting them to fall asleep, but they kept multiplying, and now I'm convinced they're involved in some sort of quantum physics experiment. Schrödinger's cows: are they simultaneously both chewing cud and planning an uprising?
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