7 Jokes For You Have Two Cows

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Updated on: Jul 27 2025

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Why did the cow become an astronaut? It wanted to visit the MOO-n!
Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the MOOn!
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the MOO-vies!
Why was the cow always afraid? Because it was a cow-ard!
How do you count cows? With a cow-culator!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

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