9 Women With Birthdays Over 70 Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 23 2025

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Why was the 70-year-old woman's birthday party like a disco? Because they both had golden moments and plenty of groovy moves!
What do you call a 70-year-old woman who can still out-dance everyone at her party? The Boogie Wondergran!
Why was the 70-year-old woman the life of the party? She knew all the 'hip' dance moves – like the twist and the mashed potato!
What's a 70-year-old woman's secret to throwing an amazing party? Experience! She's had decades to master the art of celebration!
How does a 70-year-old woman make sure her birthday party is a hit? She invites everyone who’s anybody and serves up memories with a sprinkle of laughter!
Why are 70-year-old women the best at hosting birthday parties? They've got stories for days and an endless supply of cake!
Why did the 70-year-old woman bring a ladder to her birthday party? She wanted to raise the roof!
What do you call a group of 70-year-old women who are fantastic at storytelling? Legends in Wrinkles!
Why did the 70-year-old woman always bring a pen to her birthday parties? So she could 'write' her own ticket to fun!

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