5 Women With Birthdays Over 70 Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 23 2025

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The Party Animal Grandma

Keeping up with the young folks on the dance floor
Grandma's favorite dance move is the "shuffleboard shuffle." She's got the hip moves, even if they're artificial.

The Fitness-Obsessed Grandma

Trying to stay fit in her golden years
Grandma tried a new diet. It's called the "see-food" diet. She sees food and eats it. She's been on it for 70 years and still going strong.

The Wise-Cracking Grandma

Navigating the world with a quick wit
I asked my grandma for the secret to a happy marriage. She said, "Two words: selective hearing." Now I understand why grandpa is always nodding.

The Tech-Savvy Grandma

Navigating the world of smartphones and social media
I told my grandma she could swipe right to find a date. Now every time she sees a cute guy, she's swiping her cane at him. Watch out, Tinder!

The Forgetful Granny

Remembering where she left her glasses
My grandma is so forgetful, she went to the doctor and asked for a memory test. The doctor said, "You were here last week, and we did that already.

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