5 Jokes About Wife&#39

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 07 2025

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The Fashion Police Wife

The wife is a fashionista, and the husband has a unique sense of style.
My wife insists on picking out my clothes. I call it "fashion arranged marriage." I just hope my wardrobe likes its new life.

The Forgetful Husband

The husband forgets everything, especially important dates.
I'm so forgetful; I once bought my wife the same birthday present two years in a row. She thought I was being romantic.

The Overly Organized Wife

The wife wants everything perfectly organized, but the husband is a mess.
I asked my wife where the remote was, and she said, "Check the catalog under 'Entertainment Devices.'" Apparently, our TV has a filing system now.

The Culinary Clueless Husband

The husband attempts to cook, but disaster always follows.
My wife asked if I could prepare a romantic dinner. I said, "Sure, I can order it." Turns out, delivery is not considered cooking.

The Tech-Savvy Couple

The husband is a tech geek, and the wife can't keep up with the gadgets.
My wife said, "Honey, I need a new laptop." I replied, "Didn't you just get one last year?" She said, "Yes, but this one doesn't match my shoes.

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