7+ Best One Liners Jokes About wife&#39

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My wife says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well, she's in for a shock!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

I asked my wife if she believes in love at first sight. She told me it's more like laundry at first sight.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low. She looked surprised!

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged her.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said, 'Yes, usually when you take out the trash.

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